Sorry. Nothing here to tempt you with quite yet. Check back in a few weeks, we hope to load this page with a bunch of stuff that you could really do without... slapdash coffee mugs, g strings, hoodies, t-shirts are just a few of the offerings we have planned.

We will make a buck or two (literal figures) off each purchase, hopefully enough to pay for this website. Be generous because any surplus will be donated to one of the following worthy charities of your choice: 

1. The United Slapdash Beer Fund

2. The Frivolous Expenditure Movement